This Journal Is Decicated to JennyStarr.

*Note: Hannah is writing this Journal*

Jenny Trusts me with Her Life, Death & Funeral, Here are just some ideas How I'm going to abuse that Trust.

1) Jenny will choke on a ShotPut, While having Cider poured down her nose (??) While lying in a Pink Wheely Bin, Slowly burning to death at her funeral!

2) Jenny will Stab herself on her favourite lighting up dinosaur pen, she will get ink poisioning and die.

3) Jenny will be jumped on by 10 sumo wrestlers, and they will jump and jump untill every bone in her body is broken!

4) Hannah will feed Jenny Chocolate!! (Muwahh!!)

5) Jenny will get attacked by her imaginary Fish. Each fish will grow 50saber teeth, and have sharp fins.

6)A Ballon, will be forced into Jenny's head and the Popped, Out will come her brain!

7)The Next Scary Nightmare Jenny has will acutally be real! And Jenny will get eaten by the thing in the dream.

8) Jenny & Hannah went up the hill to fetch the tree-climbing dog.
Jenny fell down and cried out loud and Hannah Came down laughing. <-You can make up the ending yourself, does she die? Does she live?

9) Jenny's tree Climbing Dog will lay in wait for her in her room, and when she enters it will chew off her head, then make even more holes in her socks.

10) Jenny will die of natuaral Death.

11) Jenny will be Suffocated by a Rather Large Pig.

12) Jenny will get evaporated by Aliens.

13) Jenny & Jess are alike in many ways,apart from Jenny is Evil & Jess is kind. So Jenny tries to kill Jess, by puttin cyinad in everything that Jess likes, Unforunatly Jess offers Jenny a orange with cyinad in, Jenny forgets she put cyinad in it and died.

14) Jenny will be put in a tank and kept as Hannii's Pet. Hannii will forget her and a) drown her in water b) Sufocate her c) Not feed her.

15) Die by someone she loves.

16) Strapped to the roof of a Double Deacker Bus, with a mad woman driving, and the bus goes under a lot of low bridges. Bye Jenny!!

17) Hannah with Bring SpaceMonkey's to life and they shall attack Jenny with Dinky Doughnuts, jenny will suffocate in an evergrowing pile of the sweet jammy things

18) Jenny will be deep in thought over writing Hannah's Life book (which includes all these deaths!) when she will fall forward and the pen will go through her carotid artery and she will die.

19)Class 10JG of Alleynes High School will have a sudden change of heart about how they feel about Jenny, and as she sits down in class, Each pupil will rush at her, determined to pull out her popping eyeballs. Jenny will not die but will be blind. She will then stumble into hannah, who will put her out of her misery by throwing her off the Top most Classroom!

20) Jenny will get electrocted, and when she is being burried, everyone will sniff and say, "are we having bacon later?" (This is because burnt flesh is meant to smell like rotton or burnt meat)

21) Jenny will be walking down the street, when a plant pot falls from her head, she gets a bit of concussion and as she wanders of the pavement a car hits her and sends her flying, she lands (unforutnatly) in a tree shreder...

22) Jenny will be in the school changing rooms, getting dressed from P.e. When she will get out a spray deodrant, at the same time as she squirts it, someone will stumble into her with a lit match (?) and BOOM!!!

23) Jenny will grow a massive 9ft beard. In a rush to get to london, to buy a heat magazine Jenny will trip over her beard, and will fall breaking her neck.

24) While Sleeping Jenny will get tied to ballons and will float into the sky still sleeping. IT is only when she hits the underneath of a plane will she realise what happened. Jenny will scream, and in a mad five mintiues Jenny will un tie herself from the ballons and fall to her death!

25) Ever heard the expression 'bored to death?' Well Jenny and Hannah will be on a chatshow...Jermery Kyle. And he will be droning on. Finally he turns to his guests and asks jenny a question. She doesn't respone. It seems she has diead from boredom. =]

26) Jenny's head will be slammed into the bowl of a toilet and her head will be reaptedly flushed untill her little lungs fill with toilet water.

27) *Kinda can't remeber it. Jenny, what was that covo we had up to Pe on friday 8th may?*

(Let me Post, Then Edit with the other Deaths,)
<33 Hannii.

PS - This is an on going joke me and jennii have a school, don't think I'm a nasty freak. Lol.. Though you may anyway.